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username:OFWRATH

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[graftage]

are you really that bored, jack? your ENTIRE contacts list? really?

i'm honored! and wouldn't you know, you're listened as "only slightly handsome jack". i spelled your name right, didn't i?

[refactor]

uh yes? look half of my job is paperwork so I gotta keep myself entertained so I don't shoot myself in the head

also doesn't matter still handsome

wow i can spell listed

[graftage]

have you ever considered, i don't know, like, getting a better job, then? because that sounds boring.

actually i checked and it's "ugly jack" now, who would've thought, really need to keep track of things

[refactor]

yeah because jobs are super easy to find especially in the company you're so right

(that was sarcasm by the way in case that was not clear)

also you lose the comedic effect when I'm the one that pointed it out so HA